*sits in a campsite around a campfire* *puts flashlight up to my face* *whispers creepily* the gender binary *everybody screams*
do you ever stretch and just MAKE THE LOUDEST SEXUAL NOISE EVER
my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background
listen, i don’t know about you, but the only people I know who actually enjoy the smell of axe body spray are not women. it’s dudes. it’s all dudes. i have worn axe body spray and walked into a room and have been complimented by legions of dudes. axe body spray is an agent of the gay agenda to make men smell better for other men to unlock their latent homosexuality and there is no stopping them now, we’re in too deep and it’s far too late.